Number One. I will never have my child on a leash. I gave in on my stroller "never", so I am going to use that form of entrapment for as long as I can.
Number Two. I will never accept Crocs as an appropriate form of footwear. No way, no how.
Number Three. Umm. Hmm. These are harder to come up with this time. Oh! I know! I will never allow my child to have a temper tantrum in a public area.
Okay, yes, number 3 is a joke, and I probably just jinxed/bad karma-ed myself for 1,200 public tantrums in my near future for even making a joke about it.
But, I've thought and thought about this and all I can come up with is a measly two items for my never list: the toddler edition. Is that because I'm more open minded due to eating so many words the first time around, or is it because I have absolutely no clue about the toddler stage? Probably a little bit of both.
But the fact of the matter is Charley is an angel child and I'm sure we'll just ease right through this next stage as simply as we eased through the baby stage.
|She has a pirate arm in that picture on the left because she was swinging it at lightning speed due to her frustration and the camera couldn't keep up.|
Or maybe not.