Anyone else feel like they have super slumpy, slanty shoulders? Kinda like this, maybe?
And, it's not even the way I think I look in the mirror. It's the way the slumpy shoulders perform every morning.
You see, I carry three bags in with me to work every day. I have my purse, my pump, and my little cooler bag that carries my lunch and Charley's milk for the next day. I try to balance them out and hang the pump bag on one shoulder, the purse on the other, and the lunch bag in the hand of the arm that has the purse, since it is lighter than the pump. We wouldn't want me falling over from an imbalance, after all.
But, every single day, I feel like my shoulders must be super slanty as I spend my entire 4 block walk each morning and afternoon yanking my bags back up on my shoulders. They won't stay! What am I doing wrong?! I never see anyone else during my walk with this issue.
So how do I fix it? Is it hopeless and just a design flaw in my body? In that case, should I ask Rihanna if I can borrow her shirt?
If I had that, I bet I could carry tons of bags on my shoulders! I could just slip each handle around it's own spike!
Seriously though, is it just me??