Tuesday, March 6, 2012

OLF > RLF

Okay my Real Life Friends, you are going to have to step your game up because Online Friends are making big strides to be my favorites. This means war, Real Life Friends. You will have to bust out your very best gift giving ideas (for me, of course) and I will willingly and unbiasedly judge the gifts to determine an ultimate winner. It's the least I could do.

Yesterday, I came home to a small package on my doorstep from Amazon. Knowing that I order something from there pretty often, coupled with the current state of my brain/memory [read: it's very poor], I just figured it was a surprise to myself, from myself. Who knows what I've ordered this time. But, when I picked up the package and started to look for clues as to its contents, I noticed something really suspicious:

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I thought to myself, "What in the world did I sign up for and use this crazy name...Lacey Ihatemovies Lastname? That's a crazy typo, because my middle name doesn't even start with an I!" And then, slowly the pieces of the puzzle started to come together.

Ahhh, Ihate movies = I hate movies.

Ohhhh! eBFF and I were just talking about movies, and how I had not seen any of her favorite movies (Princess Bride, Nightwatch, Winter Passing, Away We Go, Shopgirl, Garden State, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Mean Girls). She was shocked (SHOCKED!) that I had not seen some of these, especially Mean Girls and Princess Bride.

Finally, I rip open the box and die laughing.

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Isn't she the best?! She felt so bad for me and my lacking movie repertoire that she decided to help remedy it, at least a little bit.

Now, if I could just stay up past 9:00 so I could watch them.

Thank you so much Laura!! Now, pack up your kids, cats, husband and home and move your happy butts to Charlotte, stat!

And Real Life Friends, I'll be waiting on my gifts.
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Friday, March 2, 2012

Eleven + Eleven = Twenty-Two

I was tagged by Laura and Trisha to do this blog meme called eleven. Something about sharing some random facts, answering some questions and then asking some questions. But since I was tagged twice I now have double the questions to answer. And also, I've shared plenty of random facts with you, so I'm skipping that part. (100 here, 7 here, 10 here, and 7 here) Also, I'm not tagging anyone because I don't believe anyone would do it since the last time I asked you to do something barely anyone actually did. [I may still be a little bitter.] But, if you'd like to do this yourself without me asking you to, feel free! I'd love to read them! And if not, feel free to answer some or all of the questions in the comments. Here are the rules:



Post a picture of yourself, tell us 11 things we might not know about you, answer the 11 questions asked of you, then write 11 new questions and tag some friends to play along (let them know you tagged them!)
Easy enough! First up, a picture of me.

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Sure, it may be from Christmas 2010, but I rarely like my hair pulled back and I actually do here so I'm using it instead of a picture of today's rat-nesty ponytail. Trust me, you should be thanking me for sparing you from seeing the mess.

First up, Laura's questions. These are gonna be tough.


1) What are your top five all-time favorite bands?

Bush, Trapt, Matchbox 20, Everclear & Three Doors Down


2) What are your top five all-time favorite books?

I tend to forget about books after I've finished them, so these are the best 5 I can remember: Water For Elephants, The Help, Sarah's Key, My Sister's Keeper, & Hunger Games


3) What is the craziest thing you have ever done?

I'm excluding all craziness while under the influence of alcohol. Which leaves about nothing. I'm not very crazy otherwise, I don't think. Maybe jumping off a bridge into a lake? But my bet is that there was some drinking involved that day, but I definitely wasn't drunk before doing that.
4) What is your favorite treat?

Anything warm, chocolaty and gooey. Brownies are probably my favorite.


5) What are you the proudest of?

Being self-sufficient and happy. I am happy that John and I are able to do things for ourselves and it feels good not to have to constantly ask for help.

6) What are you the most ashamed of?

Geez Laura, these are deep!

Umm, I'm ashamed that I dropped out of a semester of college and wasted my parent's money for that whole semester of college. I had a mid-college crisis and couldn't figure out what I wanted to do with myself, so I dropped out of one semester (after it was too late to get a refund) and took the next semester off before I got myself back together and figured out what I wanted to do.

 7) What is your guilty pleasure?

The Jersey Shore. Can't get enough, and now I've got John into it too.

8) What are you really, really good at?

I used to be really, really good at playing pool and I'm probably still pretty good but it's been a couple of years since I've played.

I'm really, really good at numbers. Math. Memorizing credit card, social security, driver's license numbers, phone numbers, etc.

9) What does your handwriting look like? (post a pic!!!)

Don't judge me by the content of this list. Instead of writing something for this purpose, I decided to flip through a notebook at my desk until I found some of my handwriting to share. This was a list I made of artists I wanted to download...I obviously was on a nineties kick. Also, this is my jotty-down handwriting, not my take my time and make it neat handwriting.

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10) Which chores do you refuse to do (or do your best to get out of)?

Clean the shower. My arms are too weak for all of that scrubbing!


11) Do you have any tattoos, body piercings, etc.?

No. No. No. I really don't like tattoos or piercings. Doesn't mean I don't like the person with them (obviously since John has tattoos on both arms), but I do NOT like the tattoos or the piercings themselves. I think they are ugly. There, I said it!



And now Trisha's.

1. If you wrote an autobiography what would the title be?
Life of Lacey, perhaps? Ha!

2. Who was your first kiss and how was it?
Shaun. Icky & slobbery.

3. What's your favorite date spot?
Salsa's Mexican restaurant. We don't really do many dates, just out to eat sometimes, and this place wins about 75% of the time.

4. If you were an animal what kind would you be?
Bird. I dream of flying all of the time. But not one of the ones that carry diseases and are gross.

5. If you had a choice, what reality show would you be on and why?
Unrealistically (because I'm too pale, southern and sober), The Jersey Shore because I want to hang out with Vinnie and Pauly D.

Realistically, Amazing Race because I would get to see the world, but also, I would be great entertainment because I would freak out under pressure like that!

6. What would your mid-life crisis purchase be?
A pool? I dunno. I don't see myself having a mid-life crisis. I'm not that dramatic.

7. What is your biggest fear?
Losing loved ones.

8. If you could live anywhere in Europe where would it be?
Paris or London. I absolutely loved them both. I love the big cities, the rivers, the people. If only those French people spoke English it would be a no brainer!

9. What has been your most embarrassing moment?
Walking into a sliding glass door with a plate of food in my hands (which ended up on my chest) and my family on the other side of the door.

10. What would your explanation be if your child/future children asked about the birds and the bees?
Birds are those flighty things in the sky. Bees won't bother you if you leave them alone.
Not the answer you were looking for?? ;)

11. What is your most priceless possession?
I would say my pictures, but they are all digital now so I'm going to have to say my computer which houses the pictures. I would be devastated to lose them.
Let me know if you do this too so I can come read your answers!
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Happy Friday!

Just a quick little blog today to 1) bump the disaster of a blog post further down. I am slightly embarrassed that the lady I graciously stole the idea from used to get 600+ comments when she posted it, and I got 10. One of which, I'll admit, was my own. And no, I won't tell you which one. I actually had a few more I wanted to put in there, but needed some others to post to disguise which were mine and you guys failed me! No worries, I just will wallow in my sorrows that I'm not cool. It's fine. It's happened all my life. (How's that for a guilt trip!?)

and 2) to share this loveliness with you that I saw on Pinterest. I would give you the link to it, but my work blocked the page so you'll have to search for it yourself.

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Try searching: "how not to get syrup in your hair when you eat waffles at the age of 29, Lacey!"

 Because it happens every time and I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Day 25: Mama Knows Best

This is the twenty-fifth day of 'Lacey's More Funner 30 Days of Blogging' which I talked about here. The end is in sight....

Also, it is worth noting that I started writing this blog almost 18 months ago, and I'm just getting around to finishing it now. I have no idea why I procrastinated on this. Anyways, some of the stuff I wrote may seem a bit outdated. For example, "when you have kids"...


DAY 25: WRITE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S ADVICE

My mama has all the best advice.

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  • When taking pictures, take 'people pictures'. When you go back to look at your photos from a zoo trip you're not going to want to see 30 pictures of a giraffe. But instead a picture of you in front of the giraffe. People pictures, got it?
  • When you have kids & a video camera, don't just record a 5 minute video of your baby laying in it's crib. Make sure you also pan around to everyone else in the family too.
  • Don't forget to sunscreen your feet! Sunburned feet hurt!
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  • Take a vitamin every day. "I swear that I never get sick as long as I remember to take my daily vitamins!"
  • Don't wait until you are on E to get gas. (I may not always follow this one!)
  • If you are on a strict budget, here are some ways to save money: don't buy paper towels or band-aids - you don't need them - and don't turn on your air conditioning until after Memorial Day. (These were the norm in our house growing up...I can say that I do not heed this advice at all, but in case of emergency I have this advice stuck in my back pocket for safe keeping.)
  • After doing a load of laundry, fold them or hang them up right away. Saves you the hassle of ironing, most of the time. (I WISH I could follow this advice...I try and try but I just can't do it.)
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  • If you are having trouble with something and getting frustrated, take a break and come back to it later. You'll no doubt be able to do it much easier once you've taken a break and relaxed a bit. (Okay, this is one she always told us when my brother and I were trying to beat Bowser in Super Mario World and we kept dying and we were maybe throwing remotes. As much as we'd hate to stop and try again later, it worked every time. Mama knows best.)
So even if it took me about 18 months to write this all down, her advice never fell on deaf ears. I value everything she's ever told me, and hope to teach Charley everything she's taught me. And one thing she probably didn't intend to teach me but inadvertently did, is how to be an expert procrastinator, but to always finish what you started. (Even if she started de-wallpapering her kitchen a year ago and still has a little bit to go! I learn from the best obviously and I know she'll finish eventually!) Which is why I am going to finish this 30 day blog challenge that I started on June 29, 2010. I just knew this was going to be a much anticipated post, so I saved it for a while to drum up some excitement for it!

What great advice has your mom given you?
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    Friday, February 24, 2012

    Confessional

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    I used to read this blog that did a confession booth series every once in a while, so this is by no means my original idea. I believe she even got the idea from someone else. However, her last confession booth was over a year ago and I'm itching for more. I have no where near the number of readers she has, so this may very well crash and burn. But I'll give it a good try anyways. This is how this works.

    Do you have any confessions that you'd love to get out, but you'd never be able to confess to people that know you? This is where you can get them out. You can anonymously comment on this post and confess to your heart's content. Just make sure you choose "ANONYMOUS" before you publish your comment or else your blog will be linked to the embarrassing thing you just admitted. Just for this, I'll turn on comment moderation so if you accidentally comment with your name/blog attached I can stop it before the entire internets finds out about how you ran naked from the police in college and dove into a runoff pond to hide from them. Just, for example. If you don't mind commenting with your name/blog attached, you are welcome to do that too. This is totally up to you. And as the originator of this idea said: "if you are a psycho who wears scary masks, please don't tell me. thanks."


    So, what do you have for me? I have no blog tracking software or anything where I'd be able to figure out that if someone anonymously comments from Boise, Idaho and I know my great-aunt's BFF's niece lives there and therefore she must be the one diving into runoff ponds naked. So yeah, no way to know you are you unless you tell me.

    Okay with all that said, the confession booth is now open! I may even throw a couple of my own confessions in there, but I'll never tell which ones are mine. And finally, GO!
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    Thursday, February 23, 2012

    ALERT!


    ALERT!

    I have not updated my clothing spreadsheet since last Tuesday. Wednesday I stayed home with a sick baby, but that leaves Thursday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and today that I'm behind on.

    Luckily, I remember what I wore Tuesday and Wednesday this week, Monday was a holiday, and I can look down and see what I'm wearing today, but WHAT did I wear Thursday and Friday? HALT ALL LAUNDRY PROCEDURES IN MY HOME UNTIL IT IS DETERMINED. I can't go ruining five and a half years of record keeping for my temporary absent-mindedness.

    Any of you happen to know what I wore those two days??
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    Tuesday, February 21, 2012

    Heavy Weight

    40.2 pounds. Plus my coat. Plus any trash from my car that day (because at this point I still make sure to bring in any trash from my car each day...talk to me again when I have a toddler). I carry all of that inside each afternoon when I get home from work. And yes, my car is only steps from my door, but no one likes to do two trips. After all, once you are inside it is inevitable that you have to go pee immediately, and who would want to go back out after that? So yes, I must do it all in one trip.

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    Ignore my wonky foot. I don't know what is going on with it besides the fact that my ankle is most likely breaking from holding 40 pounds of stuff up while being supported by a tiny heel.
    
    It breaks down to this:

    • Car seat plus baby: 22.8 pounds
    • Breast Pump: 7 pounds
    • Diaper Bag: 5.6 pounds
    • Purse: 3.4 pounds
    • Lunch bag/milk cooler: 1.4 pounds
    Which further breaks down to this: My shoulders hurt at the end of the day!
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